I changed my-now boyfriends- picture on Facebook to that Asian man a couple weeks ago.
I thinks it’s kinda funny. Especially how I’m kissing a girl..my best friend.. In mine.
I changed my-now boyfriends- picture on Facebook to that Asian man a couple weeks ago.
I thinks it’s kinda funny. Especially how I’m kissing a girl..my best friend.. In mine.
My life.
Can I call you mine yet?
Cannot stop smiling.
mygod.
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The 23 Commandments of Rick Santorum
- Thou shall hate the gays.
- Thou shall profile Muslims at the airport.
- Thou shall ban internet porn.
- Thou shall go to war with the brown people.
- Thou shall be bat shit crazy.
- Thou shall wear the sweater vest.
- Thou shall accept rape as a gift.
- Thou shall ban the birth control.
- Thou shall ban the heavy metal.
- Thou shall be a frothy mixture of anal-lube and fecal matter.
- Thou shall not care about unemployment.
- Thou shall not get an abortion, lest ye be Rick Santorum’s wife.
- Thou shall have a large, creepy family.
- Thou shall spin Romney-Paul alliance conspiracies.
- Thou shall be a “team player.”
- Thou shall vote to raise the debt ceiling multiple times.
- Thou shall vote for No Child Left Behind.
- Thou shall eliminate the separation of church and state.
- Thou shall annex Israel as our 51st state.
- Thou shall not leave anyone alone, for their business is your business.
- Thou shall not have 4th Amendment rights, because the Patriot Act art awesome.
- Thou shall have more than 21 commandments, because 21 is the age people drink at.
- Thou shall continue the drug wars to create more violence than allowing the drugs to be legal.
(via fuckno-ricksantorum)
Rick Santorum thinks that women who have been raped should be compelled—by force of law—to carry the babies of their rapists to term, he thinks birth control should be illegal, he wants to prosecute pornographers, etc., etc., basically the guy wants to be president so that he can micromanage the sex lives of all Americans…and I’m the one with issues? Because I made a dirty joke at his expense eight or nine years ago and it stuck? I’m the one with issues?
– Dan Savage, responding to Rick Santorum’s prayers (via bluestatebarbecue)
(Source: The Huffington Post, via fuckno-ricksantorum)
When I text, I never abbreviate
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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!
Okay so the Vaccines merch store sent me an extra Vaccines varsity jacket so i thought I could give it away on tumblr!The Jacket is a Men’s Medium but it fits a bit small so it should fit most people.
RULES:
You must reblog this, you can follow me if you want but it’s not required. Only 3 reblogs per person, I don’t want people spamming this haha. Winner will be chosen on April 2nd, 2012. Winner will be chosen randomly from a generator. Good Luck!
HEY KIDS, LOOK! A FREE VACCINES’ JACKET! GO GO GO!
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Sh*t Santorum Says
